Every year one of our kindergarten teachers asks her children how to cook a turkey and writes down their answers for the rest of the staff to read. Here are some of this year's recipes.
Get a 10 pound turkey. Cut the turkey in half and put 5 salts inside. Put 4 regular chickens in the pot. Pour a little bit of soda juice on the chicken. Stir up the chicken. Cut the turkey up and put it with the chicken to cook. Eat the turkey with rice and macaroni&cheese.
Get a 5-ounce turkey. Use water to wash the the crusty stuff off from the zoo. Put number one sauce on it to make it sweet. Cook the turkey for 6 minutes in the oven on 7%. Eat the turkey with corn, beans and a little bit of pork chop and some potatoes.
Get a turkey as big as an egg. Put 7 salts on it. Put it in the oven for 8 minutes on 6 degrees. Wash it with a sponge. Eat the turkey with chicken.
Get a turkey as big as a brick. Put 1 ounces of salt and pepper on it. Put it in the oven for 10 minutes on 7 degrees. Put a tablecloth on the table. Put the plates and cups out. Put chairs at the table. Buy a Hannah Montana cake and some cookies. Eat the dessert with the turkey.
Buy a one gobble turkey. Kill the head. Put 5 chickens on it. Put another turkey with it. Pour 2 brown sauces on it. Put a Ninja Turtle on it. Put it on a plate. Cook the turkey in the oven for 5 minutes on "too hot". Eat the turkey with chicken and different colors of lollipops. Also eat a Mickey Mouse lollipop.
Buy a giant turkey. Crack 4 eggs and put them in the turkey nest to save them. Put the turkey in the fridge for 6 minutes. Take it out and cook it on the stove for one minute on hot. Take it out and eat the turkey with chicken, broccoli with noodles and drink a tea.
Get a number 5 turkey. Put one red sauce on it. Cook the turkey in the oven on 3 degrees for 5 times. Put 1 catsup on it. Wait for it to get done& then put a little bit of mustard on it. Eat the turkey with green beans, peas and corn.
Get a turkey with a tail and a head. Put a beak on it. Put eyes on it. Put some purple sprinkles on it. Put 3 strawberries on it. Drop 4 oranges on the turkey. Cook the turkey in the oven for 2 minutes on a little bit hot. Take the turkey out & eat it with grapes.
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Get a turkey with a tail and a head. Put a beak on it. Put eyes on it. Put some purple sprinkles on it. Put 3 strawberries on it. Drop 4 oranges on the turkey. Cook the turkey in the oven for 2 minutes on a little bit hot. Take the turkey out & eat it with grapes.
HA that's my fave one!! that's awesome, this is a great post cowboy!!
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